NULL REV

World Class
Tech.

Zero Revenue.

> STACK: BLEEDING_EDGE

> LIQUIDITY: NULL

> UPSIDE: INFINITE

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Mission:
Refactor
Until
Perfect.

Null Rev exists at the intersection of 'over-engineered' and 'under-marketed.' We build beautiful software cathedrals in the desert, strictly for the love of the architecture. We don't just fail; we fail with architectural elegance.

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Split Berlin

ALPHA
Legal analysis with strict Bauhaus hierarchy. It finds loopholes faster than we find a business model.
USER_COUNT4
MRR (Monthly)$0.00

Archikt

BETA
A bespoke CMS for architects. They use it to land million-dollar commissions; we use it to demonstrate flex-box capabilities.
USER_COUNT12
MRR (Monthly)NULL

Reema

LIVE
Turning journalism into background noise. We add audio players to news sites because reading is technically deprecated.
USER_COUNT850
MRR (Monthly)$0.00

Doghouse

CONCEPT
AI-powered home generation assistants. Helping users design their dream mansions while we live in a digital doghouse.
USER_COUNT0
MRR (Monthly)UNDEFINED

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